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The Scary Salad Eater


The Scary Salad Eater #8- Dec 2025
INTRODUCTION: GLUTTON SALAD You ever have that feeling where you just can't stop eating? Happens all the time. The chips and salsa are on point, you made one sandwich and need another. The endless salad at your local restaurant is truly endless. But what happens when all that isn't enough? What happens when you crave something more? Something you can't find at a grocery store. Something... someone... It's time to feed your craving with the latest edition of the Scary Salad Ea
Lettuce Head
Dec 1410 min read


We Can Savor Meat or Screams
by C. Rommial Butler Author Profile Skrellorg plunged his tentacles into the holding vat and pulled out a humanoid specimen. Skrellorg’s sightless eye-sensors felt the intense buzzing of life from the specimen, though he sat silently, catatonic with shock. Skrellorg often wondered what, if anything, the specimens thought about. This was a male of a sexually dimorphic mammal species from a blue and green planet a couple galaxies back, so probably their strange mating rites.
Lettuce Head
Dec 143 min read


The Day They Turned
Surviving in a hellscape of undead nightmares is nothing new. That's just war.
Lettuce Head
Nov 113 min read


Devotion
Faith in a higher power will bring us closer to the heavens. And we will see the face of true horror.
Lettuce Head
Oct 314 min read


The Scary Salad Eater #6
Scary Salad Eater #6 - The Harvest Step right up, sinners. The fields are restless, the rows are whispering, and this month we’ve thrown...
Lettuce Head
Sep 129 min read


The Scary Salad Eater #5- August 2025
The Scary Salad Eater #5 The cicadas won't shut up. The air tastes like warm pennies. Something is wrong with the summer. You can feel...
Lettuce Head
Aug 47 min read


The Scary Salad Eater #4- July 2025
The Scary Salad Eater #4 Can you feel that? A sting on the back of your neck. Is it a mosquito, piercing your flesh for a quick meal? Is...
Lettuce Head
Jul 114 min read


The Scary Salad Eater #3- May 2025
The third issue of the Scary Salad eater horror variety magazine.
Mr. Manicotti
May 2310 min read


The Scary Salad Eater Horror Magazine #2- March 2025
The Scary Salad Eater #2 Welcome Saladites, Croutons, or whatever your preferred designation, to the second issue of the sensational...
Mr. Manicotti
Mar 2613 min read


The Scary Salad Eater (11/12/2024)
Introduction Welcome to the very first issue of The Scary Salad Eater, our exclusive grindhouse magazine. Read on to catch a glimpse into...
Mr. Manicotti
Nov 11, 202410 min read
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