The Scary Salad Eater

The Valentines' Scary Salad Eater. Packed with love, horror and more lettuce than you can eat.

INTRODUCTION: GLUTTON SALAD You ever have that feeling where you just can't stop eating? Happens all the time. The chips and salsa are on point, you made one sandwich and need another. The endless salad at your local restaurant is truly endless. But what happens when all that isn't enough? What happens when you crave something more? Something you can't find at a grocery store. Something... someone... It's time to feed your craving with the latest edition of the Scary Salad Ea

by C. Rommial Butler Author Profile Skrellorg plunged his tentacles into the holding vat and pulled out a humanoid specimen. Skrellorg’s sightless eye-sensors felt the intense buzzing of life from the specimen, though he sat silently, catatonic with shock. Skrellorg often wondered what, if anything, the specimens thought about. This was a male of a sexually dimorphic mammal species from a blue and green planet a couple galaxies back, so probably their strange mating rites.

Surviving in a hellscape of undead nightmares is nothing new. That's just war.